Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned. It has been one day since I last started shit on Twitter...

Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned. It has been one day since I started shit on Twitter…

There’s a lot going on lately and since I’ve been accused of senseless shit-stirring and bullying, I thought I would get into the hows and whys.

For starters, if you’re not on twitter and have no idea what I’m talking about, bless, good work, save your sanity. Have you ever seen what a baby vulture looks like? You should google that, it’s incredible, and will make you happier than this tripe.

There are a few factors at play here. The largest is that conflict used to make me physically ill and as much as I wanted to wade into situations that needed calling out and shout down wrongs as I saw them being committed, I couldn’t. The physical toll was never worth the fight.

That has definitely changed, thanks to personal mental work, therapy, and the right cocktail of drugs, I’m not ashamed to admit. None was done for this reason, but instead to manage a deep, dangerous depression and daily panic attacks that left me wanting to hide in dark, small spaces. At least once a day I’d be so panicked I’d stop breathing and be frozen in place until I could calm down enough to get back to work.

Better living through chemistry and, as an aside, if you see yourself in the above, things can improve. I didn’t believe it either, yet here we are. I’m laughing again. I missed laughing.

The other factor was watching some of the things pass me by while I sat on the sidelines and the deep shame than accompanied that. Time after time, the burden was carried by BIPOC, and, most often, women. Women who already had to fight long-standing systemic racism & sexism in the publishing industry. Women brave enough to take a stand for what was right even when it risked their sales and contracts.

I am a successful, cishet white woman. I have no publishing contract. I have a successful career working full-time as well as a business that’s been profitable for 13 years now.  You could call my boss, the city, my friends, and tell them all about what I say online, and nothing would happen. At worst, they’d be confused. At best, they’d laugh at you and tell you to stick it up your ass.

I have nothing to lose. Letting writers of color do the heavy lifting is something I should feel ashamed of. It places the burden on people who already have an uphill battle. Watching a friend withdraw his name from consideration for an award while all the other white contenders just let the transgressions slip by uncommented on fucking hurt me. It hurt me so deep that I hadn’t fought beside him in that that I couldn’t even tell him. I’m still ashamed I sat that out, even though he likely doesn’t even know I cared.

Letting this trend continue chases people from the community, and stops them from engaging. It scares women, who become concerned for their own safety and sanity. It silences important, diverse voices, through sheer exhaustion. Voices that bring the equality and representation it’s so easy to say we need, and easier yet to not fight to keep involved.

So now that I can engage without making myself ill, I’m choosing to.

We’ve all had bad opinions, written dumb shit, and espoused harmful ideas. Products of our guardians and of a society that devalues anyone not a straight white man, it can be hard to age into a compassionate, open-minded adult without a strong guiding hand.

To that end, I’m thankful to everyone who ever called me out for my shitty comments and opinions (Thank you, Mickey, even this far down the road.) To rape survivors, who shared how rape jokes and stories made them feel. To my LGBTQA+ friends, who took the time to explain what mattered, and trusted me with their identity and concerns. To every minority who shared their encounters with cops, with assholes and racists, with angry men in grocery stores. Guys who speak about the pressures and consequences of toxic masculinity.  

Everyone that I finally learned to stop and listen to, and everyone that was patient and shared with me, taught me what equality meant. Listening and thinking and reflecting let me grow into a more compassionate human. I don’t want to hurt people, even accidentally. I don’t want to add to somebody’s struggles.

This should be where we are as a community. We should shut our mouths, open our arms, and listen to those around us until both our ranks and our fiction are as welcoming as they can be to everyone. In a field so long predominated by straight white men perpetually telling variations on the same stories, we’re long overdue for a change.

The same growing pains have swept through every community I’ve ever been involved in, and always with the same result. TTRPGs, Sci-Fi, stand-up--you name it. A group of die-hard white men (and a few scattered women) act like being asked to not be a sexist, racist, transphobic, exclusionary jagoff offends their very dedication to their art. That all stories deserve to be told and this is censorship and stop being a bully, Kristin. A dear friend even told me that including queer/trans/racist jokes in their set was being inclusive. That being an asshole to all marginalized groups was, essentially, the finest example of equality.

I’ve talked at length about aiming punches and why it’s important to punch up but since this isn’t “Gov throws down on stupid ass comedians insulting transwomen” I’ll skip it this time.

I can’t believe this actually has to be said, but perpetuating harmful content in your writing without hearing the voices and pleas of those it harms and accounting for that within your fiction is not just lazy. It’s not just ignorant, or apathetic. You are willfully doing harm, perpetuating a system that already penalizes people and authors for their gender, sexual orientation and color of their skin, and telling those people that you just don’t give a fuck.

You are coding into your fiction that their truths don’t matter to you. That you wanting to revert to these lazy, sexist, racist, transphobic, homophobic, tropes and stories is more important than their actual experiences, those of their parents, and those of generation after generation before them.

You, my friend, are being a willful and willfully ignorant asshole.

As a caveat, we all fuck up. I’ve fucked up. Again, I am grateful to everyone who pointed at my fuck-ups and went, “No.” And what do we do when we fuck up? We hear what we’re being told. We apologize if we need to and if somebody is gracious enough to hear it.

And then we fucking do better next time. That’s the gift of writing. We get a next time to do better. Be better. Make better choices. Be an ally, not an enemy.

On that note, I want to talk about something that surprised me yesterday. In a DM with a fellow author, I mentioned that the men fighting everything I’ve been talking about signaled that, as a woman, they are not safe people to be around, and he responded that he’d never thought about it like that.

I do not fault that author. I get it. Much as I’ll never know the life of macro- and micro-aggressions that accompanies being a woman of color, I do not expect men to understand the caution women in general have to exercise when it comes to judging men. I thought I would explain that part in particular as it will inevitably lead to cries of “I’m a safe man!” and “Not me!” and “I haven’t done anything but I’m being painted as an abuser!”

Women are very keyed into men and have to make constant calculations and adjustments about a man’s perceived threat level. This is often born of a lifetime of experience, mistakes, and abuses suffered.

I was alone in a car one night with a man. I laughed at something, and he almost broke my wrist. It was our first date. If I had told my parents about that, they would have said it was my fault for being in the car alone at night with him. Instead, I bought tickets for friends to come to every remaining night of our show so he could never get me alone again.

We learn that men aren’t safe, and not to ignore warning signs. Red flags flap for a reason, and we learn to heed them. When that happened? I was a teen. I was ignorant, and excited by this older guy interested in me. I learned. I became cautious.

One thing in particular we learn to pay attention to is whether or not men stop to consider womens’ experiences and the threat men pose to us. This includes hearing us when we ask to stop being fridged. When we ask to be portrayed as anything but sex objects. When we ask to stop being mere motivation for men to do big brave things.

Women are asking to stop being as motivational of an object as a stolen car. You want to know how to write well-rounded, strong women?

First, have you stopped to consider that we’re fully actualized people instead of objects to be owned?

Men who can’t even hear that much without getting sand in their taint are immature and willfully ignorant.

Men who hear that and fly into a self-righteous rage about how they’re being bullied, cancelled, targeted and discriminated against might as well be a peacock with a whole tail of red flags.

What would they do if laughed at alone in a car at night? Break my wrist? Something worse? Nothing at all?

I don’t know. But I know enough to not get in a car with them, or let a friend get into an elevator alone at a convention with them. Am I saying they’re abusers? No. Am I saying that they’ve shown enough warning signs that I’d feel unsafe alone with them? Jesus Christ, yes. Unequivocally.

But why bother, and especially on twitter? Because people are watching. Younger and/or newer writers are out there, seeing what’s going on and what the community is like. I want the shitty content and behavior I’ve been calling out to be seen as unacceptable. Credit to the community, it already is to a large degree. But letting assholes shout on unchallenged just because I know they’re an asshole is a dangerous gambit, because the next observer might not catch it.

These voices can come off as alluring. The speakers may seem like easy friends to make. And why wouldn’t you feel bad for this struggling author who is being bullied and targeted by gang of playground mean kids who are trying to control voices in the industry? What bullshit! They seem so nice and earnest and welcoming, they surely must be the victim they say they are.

As long as you ease nicely into their ideology and never question their claims of bad-assery.

I want this community to do better. I want everyone to be accountable for what they say and the way they choose define themselves. I’m going to tell my friends as much as I will a stranger that their behavior is unacceptable, and their stories are problematic. I want to see convention panels full of women that aren’t titled shit like Women in Crime Fiction and panels with BIPOC on topics other than diversity. I want rapists and abusers named, shamed and shunned instead of their victims ignored, doxxed and blacklisted.

I want you to answer for the words you choose to use, and the labels you claim without merit.

I want people to know that their lazy, harmful bullshit will not be quietly tolerated.

I am angry.

I am no longer afraid. I have spent so long afraid that it broke something inside of me.

I am done letting shitty men be shitty just because they’re men. I am done listening to guys talk about how fucking brilliant they are and how everyone else is wrong for not seeing it.

I am fucking over it. You cannot hurt me. You cannot touch me. There is no publisher you can complain to, no insult you can hurl, no one who will hear you whine except the echo chamber housing your circle jerk.

I’ve got infinite matches and a line of bridges. May the flames burn out the darkness until a new brighter day dawns.

Uncle "Jim" and the bull that hurt its dick

Of course you want to read a blog post with a title like that.

I have a story coming out with Tough Crime on Monday that started with me reading a whole ton of Cormac McCarthy, and then thinking about the concept of write what you know.

And accountancy is really fucking boring.

If you’ve met me or have seen pictures, it’s probably not obvious that I love westerns. I’m dying to own my own horse again and if I didn’t have to consider anyone else in my decisions, I’d have a farmhouse in the middle of nowhere, miles from everyone, with a menagerie of animals and huge garden. Yes, I would miss Netflix, but my library would be vast and I’d take in every sunset.

Also, I’m a descendant of homesteaders and cattle ranchers. I have relatives that were, in fact, born in a barn, and many family members that still make their living running cattle over thousands of acres. I myself was born in Gillette, Wyoming, and we moved to Cali when I was six.

I consider California my home state. It’s in my blood and I will forever be grateful I grew up here. Though not the most diverse end of the state, the exposure to other ideas, other ways of life, helped me to form my own opinions away from the narrow-mindedness I sometimes find back in Montana.

That said, I love my roots. Or, better, I love the country they’re sunk in. My childhood is filled with memories of spending the summer at my grandparent’s house, of moving cattle and riding through the hills, of the horse I owned the front half of and my grandpa telling me to drink like a lady (yeah that one never stuck.)

We usually went back once or twice year, depending on what was going on with the family. It’s about 1500 miles from Northern California to Ekalaka, Montana, the town my mom grew up outside of. It has a tiny little main street, a great dinosaur museum, a population under 400 and is the county seat. She grew up in a smaller place called Mill Iron, which is mostly where two gravel roads happen to meet. They had a one-room school house and I believe the teacher lived on-site.

One of my favorite memories of driving back, I swear to god, is getting yelled at for laughing with my siblings, but that’s a different story all together.

Having family that runs cattle in an isolated part of Montana can be complicated. I love my family but like I said, the privilege of growing up in California allowed me to form a worldview that includes people who aren’t carbon copies of myself in skin color, beliefs, and/or sexuality. It makes for interesting visits at times, but if you just nod and go mmmph enough times, you get through it.

Part of what I love in that area is the land itself. It’s wild and beautiful and spacious enough to get lost in. So long as you close the gates behind you, you can roam as far as you like, across hills and through forests and up amongst the sandstone.

Probably not what you picture when you think of Montana forests and prairies, but one of the best features of the area is the sandstone. As seen and modeled here by the wonderful Trex. Those pictures are specifically of Medicine Rocks State Park and worth wandering through if you’re ever in the area. Or, more realistically, making them a destination because there’s not many reasons you’d be passing through.

One place in particular is called the Ludwick pasture. I’m sure at one point I knew who Ludwick was, but hell if I can remember now. Still, it’s been a source of great memories for me and most of my cousins.

Did I mention my grandparents had 9 kids? There’s a lot of cousins.

But throughout the years we’ve spent a ton of time out there. Once we camped for days. Other times we’ve had picnics and barbecues. Very few trips are made to that part of Montana without visiting the Ludwick pasture at least once.

Picture hills and the scraggly pines of southeastern Montana. A steep climb levels out into a plane of prairie grass, almost in a private, forest-hidden valley. On one side towers great columns of sandstone, eaten away by rain, wind, snow and time. There’s arches, holes, caves, and pathways the water flows off the stones. If you can find the right one or climb up, the tops are vast and flat, usually close enough to hop from one pillar to another. One one side you can walk right up onto the rocks while there’s a good 20-30 foot drop on the opposite end, leading into the small valley.

With the wind whistling through the trees, there’s a misleading sound of water at all times, though the country is dusty and dry most of the summer. Sage and pine scent the air while sand and pile needles wheedle their way in between your soles and socks. There is not a thing to do out there except whatever you like, and it’s a perfect place.

That, essentially, is where I set the story that’ll come out in a couple of days. That dust, the dirt, the pines, the sandstone and the baking summer sun-that’s what I wanted.

“Okay but this has nothing to do with the promised bull dick!” you complain, because that’s what I know you’re all about.

I’m getting there. I just got caught up writing love letters to some of my best childhood memories.

If we circle back to my family being more conservative, we’ll get to the bull dick.

The reason such a tiny town has a great dinosaur museum is because it’s part of something called the Hellcreek Formation. If you’ve heard about Badlands dinosaur digs, and Sue, that’s in the same area. There’s so many dinosaur fossils popping up out of the ground that sometimes it takes a couple years after reporting one for a crew to come dig it up.

One of my uncles, we’ll call him “Jim,” owns land that includes what people call the Chalk Buttes. The chalk buttes, when wet, get gummy and slick, easily eroded by the water and snow. The buttes are full of various fossils, though usually in tiny pieces due to the instability of the buttes themselves. They shatter and roll down through the mud but sometimes, things like talons and femurs pop out of the hillside.

When visiting with fossil buffs and younger family members, the buttes are a wonderful place to explore. If everybody takes a sandwich bag, you can spend hours picking little bits of fossils and stones from the dirt, all over the hillsides.

That’s how I found myself riding in a side-by-side with Trex (my son) and Uncle Jim. We’d already ridden horses and picked wildflower bouquets and were now heading out to the Chalk Buttes, leading a procession of pickups full of cousins, aunts, uncles and Grandma.

There had been a lot of talk from Uncle Jim and his wife about a vet visit the next day. They were checking how successful the IVF breeding had been versus the bull breeding and were going to have an early morning of it. I could tell he was a little careful picking his words when he answered my questions about what all was involved, and how the vet would be able to tell the difference between the two, but didn’t think much more of it.

We picked fossils and minded a couple rambunctious young boys on the edge of the buttes, caking our shoes with mud and trying to find cooler items than everyone else. When we went back for dinner, we traded my sister for Trex, who hopped in the truck with his grandma.

Conversation drifted back to the next day’s events, the farm, and some of the wildlife we saw along the way.

Turning back towards the house we spotted one bull alone in a smaller field and inquired about it. The answer, very simply, was “Oh he got injured so we’re giving him some time to see if he gets better.”

Which leads naturally to, “How’d he get hurt?”

“Oh, it happened when he was out with the herd.”

Weird answer, Uncle Jim, but maybe I’m bad at taking hints. Also, like I said, I grew up in California and generally fail to be the tender, virgin-eared wilting flower some people expect woman to be.

“Did he get in a fight with another bull?”

“Kinda. Not really.”

Me, continuing to be as dense as possible: “So what’d he hurt? His leg or something?”

Uncle Jim, shifting uncomfortably, says, “Well, no.”

Clearly, I can not take a hint at all. “What happened to him?” I quite innocently ask.

“Well, it happened when he was mounting a cow.”

“Okay. Did he fail the dismount?”

“Sorta.”

“But he didn’t hurt his leg?”

“No.”

“What did he hurt?”

Then Uncle Jim caved, but only sort of. “Well, we think another bull hit him and and knocked him off the cow, that’s how he got hurt.”

“Ohhhhh,” I say, and we move on.

At least until I get alone with my sister, at which point I fall apart in laughter and inform her, who had no idea what my uncle meant, that the bull was mounted on a cow, doing what he’s supposed to be doing, when another bull rammed him off.

His dick. The bull twisted his dick when he fell off the cow and in no way could my uncle find the polite, appropriate words to tell us that.

To this day it remains one of my favorite memories of that uncle, and a great reminder of the divide in what we find socially acceptable.

What bearing does that have on the story I wrote? None, really, though calving is involved. It’s just something I remember and laugh about every time I think of that visit in particular.

I hope you check out the story on Monday and support Tough. Have a great weekend, friends.

On Writing the Strong Male Character

Times are certainly changing, aren’t they? Women action heroes. Women judges. Women (woman, singular) late night host. We’re witnessing a female renaissance, a time when women feel powerful enough to stand up on their own and shout, “Hey! I’m a Woman! I’m Strong! I’m Proud! Maybe Don’t Sexually Harass Me At Work And Black-list Me When I Say No!”

The day clearly belongs to the women. Thrillers aimed at women, written by “women” (Shout-out to Scarlet!) Female villains. Female CEOs. Everywhere you look, women own a good 1/8th of the conversation, of the top jobs, of the success and accolades.

And in this time of unprecedented focus on women, it’s easy to leave everyone else in the dust. It’s easy to get so caught up in the progress, that we forget who held all the power up until now.

That’s why I’ve made a concentrated effort to put Well-Rounded, Flawed yet Strong Male Characters into my novels.

Why? Because it’s a hard time for men right now. They’re being told no, and having to accept that. They’re having to give up marginal amounts of space they previously fully, independently occupied. They’re being told that they’re not necessarily entitled to things just because they were born with a penis.

They’re facing unfathomable challenges right now, and who better to prop them back up in fiction than me, a woman?

A lot of mistakes have been made in writing male characters previously, and I’ve been very careful to navigate the terrain. Broad, sweeping generalizations about men and male behavior help no one, though they’re easy traps to fall into. Luckily, I have an all-male team of people to explain to me how to write better, and I’ve been fortunate that they’re not afraid to tell me when I’ve gotten masculine details wrong, and to point out how cute it is that I tried.

I think it’s important men see themselves reflected in current fiction so they feel like they still have the majority of the space in this world. Everybody deserves to see people like them in their fiction, and that revelation has been especially hard on men. They’ve gone from seeing only themselves, to having to give up token roles to women and POC, and accepting that equality matters has strained their relationship of entitlement to the world. All my efforts are going to soothing that, to making sure men see themselves included in important, representative roles.

So how do you write a strong male character? The best advice I can give is to start with a human woman, and make her a man. We all know that in this pro-equality era, the best character archetype we have is a female one. So start there, with a really well-rounded human woman, and then give her a guy’s name. Make sure to define him as a man, too. A great way of doing this is to have him analyze himself in the mirror at some point, worrying over his features individually. How his calluses are holding up with age. If he could pass for a younger lumberjack. What his penis is doing, and how much of a “good size” it is (Not too big! Remember, we want flawed characters.)

And for their behavior, think about how men act in real life, and dial it back by about 50%. I know it sounds counter-intuitive, but it makes your strong male characters more palatable to men. They want to see themselves as level-headed and rational, and presenting men as many act in real life—brash, petty and terrifying—leaves a bad taste in men’s mouths and attacks the very core of their self-identification as men. Though we want accurate depictions, writing men as men creates unlikable characters that your male readers will reject.

Remember, this is fiction and you do have artistic license, and this is the area you should flex it in. Step back from what you as a writer know of rejected men in bars, male bosses in office settings, and men whose pride you’ve injured. Go instead towards your ideal for how men should behave in real life. Have them walk away after a woman refuses to hand over her number. Have them cross the street when they find themselves walking alone behind a woman late at night. Have them mind their business when alone in an elevator with a woman. This will help men see themselves as the good-guy hero type in your fiction, and will therefore please them.

And most importantly, of course, have fun! Your enjoyment of working to make the world an even more man-friendly space will come through in your writing. If you enjoy writing your male characters, men will enjoy reading them.

And if not, they’ll be sure to tell you.

Wilderness Years

I like to joke that my mental health was better before I was a writer.

Laughing is one way to deal with hard truths, right?

Though, to be frank, I’d probably be this tightly wound no matter what I was doing. Writing and submitting and querying has just provided me with a laser-point focus for it. If I had a different hobby I’m sure it would shoulder the brunt of the blame just as writing does.

I also like to say that I’m the most prolific writer you’ve never read. A part of me wants to claim an affinity with Kilgore Trout but I’m pretty sure those dudes I know with their stories in Playboy have more a right to that honor than I do. I like those people, but I’m also going to say they’re *s for taking that from me.

It’s a struggle to keep plugging away when success seems perpetually out of reach. That’s the problem with being friends with so many writers. All around me people are getting book deals and accolades and interviews while I spend 4AM to 7AM every morning, doing this thing the best I know how.

I have the files to prove it, too. It’d take two hands to count the full-length novels I’ve written. Probably a bucket of hands (if you can’t make your own at home, store bought is fine) to tally up my short stories. Multiple movie scripts. A ten-minute beat poem (no, seriously, it seemed like a good idea at the time.) Other poems.

I like to joke that I’ve got all the hustle and none of the talent.

It’s at times disheartening, knowing you can churn out the words but also knowing they lack the quality for them to mean much of anything.

Sometimes I lean into the hill I’m climbing, sure if I just work hard enough, I’ll top it. That it’ll build my endurance for the next hill.

Sometimes I sit on my ass, stare down how little I’ve climbed and debate just packing it in and declaring that hills can go fuck themselves.

I never mean it. I don’t quit things. But not everything is sunshine and beard daisies and sleeping puppies. Plus, I know I’d feel worse if I quit, so eventually I get back up, dust my ass off, and start climbing again.

Anybody fighting to create something the world wants understands this dance. It is the best of endeavors, it is the worst of endeavors.

Let’s change directions a bit.

Recently, I listened to Eddie Izzard’s book Believe Me. Read by Eddie Izzard. That last fact is important. I have no idea how long Believe Me is in text but I’d wager it’s nearly twice as long as an audio book. I mean, he googled stuff during the recording and every glorious minute of it is in there.

At first, I wasn’t entirely on-board. It was entertaining, sure, but rambley, as you would expect from Izzard. It was fine but just not as engaging as I was looking for in an audio book.

Then he got to talking about his early performing years and managed to say every single thing I needed to hear at that exact moment.

Izzard uses the term “Wilderness Years,” coined to describe the years Winston Churchill spent without a government position, to talk about his own early struggles. He writes about the attempts, the failures, all the bad he sludged through before he found what he was good at.

How those years taught him how to deal with a crowd. How they showed him his strengths, taught him what he did and didn’t want to do. How he hustled tirelessly, taking his blows and pushing on regardless.

How ten years of struggling taught him perseverance, and showed him who he was.

And that it’s okay if you’re struggling. It’s okay if it’s not working, so long as you’re still pushing. That success taking time doesn’t mean you’re a failure, that you suck and should quit. You’re just in your own wilderness years. Learning. Growing. Finding who you are and mastering it.

It was what I needed to hear. It was the sign I was looking for to keep me leaning into that hill and fighting my way up. I don’t care if it sounds superficial or cliche, it was help when I needed it.

I am still learning. That was honestly the hardest thing for me to process in my writing, that you don’t come out farting glitter and shitting gold from the get-go. Sure, some people do, but those people are unicorns, rare and ethereal, and most of us are not. There are things I do well, and many more that I don’t yet. Internalizing that I can learn, that I can get better, has helped me drastically.

Now the mental language isn’t that I’m bad at what I’m doing but that I’m not as good as I will be if I keep working at it. Every critique, rejected story, every blow to my ego shows me where I can improve.

Every time I get on stage with a mic and people don’t laugh, well, I learned something about those jokes, didn’t I?

Izzard’s book helped me understand that I’m not wasting my time. I’m forming the base I’ll eventually stand on. I’m learning how to make the parts of me as good as they can be.

I’m learning to keep my eyes on the top of that hill and push until I get there.

I’ve got the drive, and the staying power.

These are my wilderness years. They are not a stumbling block, but a building block. I am going to enjoy them, and wring every lesson I can from them before I cast them behind me, withered and fully used up.

Welcome, Friends!

It's looking pretty darn schnazzy around here, if I do say so myself. 

Welcome to the new home of Govneh.com! The launching of this site means a lot of things. It means that I finally admitted my lack of technical know-how and moved from Wordpress to Squarespace. It means I have a pretty decent site that functions how I want it. It means that I'm paying money to a completely different entity. 

But most importantly, it means I am launching new adventures and have access to a web store that supports digital downloads! I don't want to say anything YET, but I do have something I love very much in the works. I need to push a few more buttons, turn a couple more knobs, and hustle just a while longer before announcing it. Soon, my loves. Soon! 

In the meantime, poke around the site, make yourself comfy, and hopefully I'll have announcements for you soon. Not everything is quite polished up yet. The store isn't functional, and I don't have my stories loaded. BUT! Now you know I'm here, so when I finally announce things, you'll be able to say you were part of the Famclub before it was cool. 

Cheers!

-Govneh